Mulhearn Funeral Homes Quotes & Sayings

Harvard is Classical Military Theory, Improv is Vietnam — Tina Fey

Writers tend to suffer from back problems because they spend their time bent over a desk. — Eric Idle

Nothing stands out so conspicuously, or remains so firmly fixed in the memory, as something which you have blundered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

American imperialism is often traced to the takeover of Cuba, Puerto Rico, and Hawaii in 1898. — Noam Chomsky

No, I haven't fucked her. Not that I wouldn't love to. Trust me, if she didn't work for me, I'd hit that harder than Mohammed Ali. — Emma Chase

If trees could speak they wouldn't — Dorianne Laux

I loathe the trivialization of poetry that happens in creative writing classes. Teachers set exercises to stimulate subject matter: Write a poem about an imaginary landscape with real people in it. Write about a place your parents lived in before you were born. We have enough terrible poetry around without encouraging more of it. — Donald Hall

I love you. You don't have to say it back. You already said it, in so many words. But I want you to know, I want to say it, I want you to hear it and believe it. — Jane Seville

Life has no pleasure higher or nobler than that of friendship. — Samuel Johnson

Just as the hand rushes involuntarily to protect one's honor in case of accidental state of undress, so does a friend come to his friend's aid without being asked — Thiruvalluvar

How often do we lie simply because we are trying to build ourselves up in the eyes of others? How often do we gossip because we want to appear "in the know,"or because we are trying to make ourselves appear better than someone else? The Bible's command is clear: ["Have regard for good things in the sight of all men" (Romans 12:17 NKJV)]. — Billy Graham

Most performers spend half their earnings taking care of family members. — Martha Reeves

Only a lunatic would want to be president. These lunatics are created deliberately by those who wish to be presided over. — Katherine Dunn