Mudlarking Lara Quotes & Sayings

For me writing is as close to being an engineer as possible. — Guy Kawasaki

Bringing up daughters for nothing but marriage, mingles poison in the cup of domestic life, is traitorous to the virtue of both sexes, for neither suffers alone
is adverse to the happiness, to the development of conscience and to religion, and introduces to the dwellings of wretchedness and despair. The result of this degradation is pride, intemperance, licentiousness
nay, every vice, misery, and degradation. — Harriot Kezia Hunt

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me. — Thom Yorke

Man and woman are two locked caskets, of which each contains the key to the other. — Isak Dinesen

If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business. — Bill Gates

You can't talk your way out of problems you behave yourself into. — Stephen Covey

We can lead this world and make it safer and more secure for our children and our grandchildren, for generations to come. — Barack Obama

You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making love, but your vagina is a mess. I've been there... and it's not a good thing. You have got to remember Party Rule #1: There is no party as important as the party you're about to throw in your vagina. "

-- Jon Stewart, "Martha Stewart's Vagina — Jon Stewart

You get tangled up in your own ego of how you're perceived. You can lose your way. — Pierce Brosnan

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. — Joe Rogan

But I'll admit that he's kind of offensively delicious"
"Like salt and vinegar potato chips"
"Exactly — Chloe Neill

Lucas hated the word. It was so easy to say, but it could honestly cut someone in half if they thought for a second that they were. Lucas was a confident man, but with his dyslexia, he never felt like he was smart. Fallon had never made him feel like he was less of a man; she always treated him like he was the smartest man in the room, until now. Now she had called him it. — Toni Aleo