Mr Wki Quotes & Sayings

History shows that it is not only senseless and cruel, but also difficult to state who is a foreigner. — Claudio Magris

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. — Eminem

One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn't have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me. — Logan Lerman

Words can be as irrevocable as an action. They can cut as deeply as a surgeon's scalpel. — Gina Barreca

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. — George Bernard Shaw

We're inquiring into the deepest nature of our constitutions: How we inherit from each other. How we can change. How our minds think. How our will is related to our thoughts. How our thoughts are related to our molecules. — Gerald Edelman

The history of science is science itself; the history of the individual, the individual. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Where God thus clearly displays free mercy, have done with that empty imagination of merit. — John Calvin

Practically every environmental problem we have can be traced to our addiction to fossil fuels, primarily oil. — Dennis Weaver

No evil is without its compensation ... it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss, that troubles us. — Seneca The Elder

There are really only two ways to teach. You can inspire the student to voluntarily and enthusiastically choose to do the hard work necessary to get a great education, or you can attempt to require it of him. — Oliver DeMille