Most Recognizable Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it. — Bill Copeland

The part we play is not as we want it, but as we are made-with the genitals God gave us. — Maureen Howard

My sweet lemming," he murmured, nuzzling her neck and sending glorious spirals of pleasure ping-ponging throughout her body. "You've been quiet and that worries me."
"Why?" she asked, trailing her hand down his banded forearm to entwine her fingers within his.
"Because that means you're thinking, and a thinking woman is usually something to fear. — T.J. Shaw

Well, I don't want to be king, I want to be real. — John Lennon

We need to teach our kids, because there is such a celebrity culture at the moment, that however rich you are, however famous you are, however glamorous you are, everyone has to live by the same rules. — Nick Clegg

We all have a blind spot and it's shaped exactly like us. — Junot Diaz