Monkey Shines Quotes & Sayings

For the Humanist, ... head and heart ... must function together ... The constitution of the Phillips Exeter Academy reads: 'Though goodness without knowledge ... is weak and feeble, yet knowledge without goodness is dangerous ... Both united form the noblest character and lay the surest foundation of usefulness to mankind.' — Corliss Lamont

They say that we are all haunted by a Spiritual Presence, of whose existence we are only fitfully and sometimes never conscious, — William T. Stead

America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women. — Dov Davidoff

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He was about to engage in some hellaciously naughty fornication. — Kendall Grey

The great man is sparing in words but prodigal in deeds. — Confucius