Monferrato Alto Quotes & Sayings

I hereby certify that the bearer of this note, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the night in question at Satan's ball, having been lured there in a transportational capacity ... Hella, put in parentheses! And write 'hog.' Signed- Behemoth. — Mikhail Bulgakov

She may be an ignorant creature, degraded by the system that has brutalized her from childhood; but she has a mother's instincts, and is capable of feeling a mother's agonies. — Harriet Jacobs

He gripped her hips tightly. "I need you," he whispered, and her heart pounded in answer.
She rose up over him and slowly settled onto his erection, moaning as each inch of him filled her, enjoying every second.
"Made for me," he growled beneath her. — Lisa Kessler

Laughter is the most powerful weapon against verbal attack anyone can have. — Stephen Richards

True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation. — Theophrastus

the Buddha whimsically pointed out that seeking happiness in one's material desires is as absurd as "suffering because a banana tree will not bear mangoes. — Rolf Potts

A woman without a man cannot meet a man, any man, of any age, without thinking, even if it's for a half-second, 'Perhaps this is THE man. — Doris Lessing

In any aircraft you fly, you always think about what can go wrong, and you plan for it in advance. You always have back-up plans. — David Mackay

The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes than he who distrusts them. — Camillo Di Cavour

In the bacteriology lab, we have culture plates. You put a bug in there and it starts growing and gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grows until it finally fills the whole plate. And it crashes and dies. — John Tanton

I'm used to writing and performing my own material; doing someone else's is refreshing. — Rhys Thomas