Mondaugen Quotes & Sayings

Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.' — Anthony Jeselnik

You can't compare a Super Bowl crowd, which tends to be more polite and a little more neutral to that. The Super Bowl only has 7,000 to 8,000 fans for each team. — Lamar Hunt

Trust is the residue of promises fulfilled. — Frank Navran

He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender. — Tracy Brogan

Just as Divinity descends in a certain manner, to the extent that one communicates with Nature, so one ascends to Divinity through Nature, just as by means of a life resplendent in natural things one rises to the life that presides over them. — Giordano Bruno

And he desperately wanted to be inside Zane tonight. — Abigail Roux

Could that technique, she wondered, be legitimately referred to as a "parassault"? — Gail Carriger

I will never give up ... I will never give up! As long I'm still breathing in this world ... As long I'm still standing, I will never give up!!! — Hiro Mashima

Dream more.
Dare more.
Do more. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Young people should investigate where the filmmaker stands on the issue of file sharing, before they spend money on them at all. — Lexi Alexander

Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise "what they would do if they got in." But the Republicans have to promise "what they would do" and then explain why they haven't already "done it". — Will Rogers

Renouncing things is less difficult than people believe: it's all a matter of getting started. Once you've succeeded in dispensing with something you thought essential, you realize you can also do without something else, then without many other things. — Italo Calvino

The price of progress is trouble, and I must be making a lot of progress. — Charles Erwin Wilson

I think people fall in love with the idea of it, but lust is what you fall into, and love can only grow from that, — River Savage

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. — Cass Daley

For the first time since hearing about the Treaty of Versailles in detail, Mondaugen found himself crying. They'll drain his juices, he thought; caress his bones with their paw-pads, gag on his fine white hair. — Anonymous