Mogaji Arrested Quotes & Sayings

Try never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people ... or find a different room. — Michael Dell

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit. — Bobby Lee

One of our forefathers must have read a forbidden book. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. — Alfred Hitchcock

Soft and sun-warm, see her glide — John Betjeman

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. — Samuel Butler

I don't begin a novel with a shopping list - the novel becomes my shopping list as I write it. — William Gibson