Mockumentaries Funny Quotes & Sayings

The whole point of animation to me is to tell a story, make a joke, express an idea. The technique itself doesn't really matter. Whatever works is the thing to use. — Terry Gilliam

The thing about families, Arlo thought, was that there was always some question nobody wanted to answer for you, and it was like a stray thread pulling loose in a sweater. You could tug at it all you wanted, but in the end, all you'd have was a pile of twisted yarn. — Sarah Sullivan

Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners. — Karen Chance

To earn more, you must learn more. — Brian Tracy

Today's concrete-pouring ceremony of Chashma-2 marks yet another landmark in Pak-China relations and a milestone in the history of nuclear technology in Pakistan. — Shaukat Aziz

History after all is the true poetry. — Thomas Carlyle

I need someone to talk to. Well, not exactly talk. I need someone to listen. — Cait Doolittle

Love is the means and the essence of a happy life. — Debasish Mridha

Any schemes - such as 'think of symmetry laws', or 'put the information in mathematical form', or 'guess equations'- are known to everybody now, and they are all tried all the time. When you are stuck, the answer cannot be one of these, because you will have tried these right away ... The next scheme, the new discovery, is going to be made in a completely different way. — Richard P. Feynman

Hauntings only repeat what occurred once upon a time. — Anne Rice

I'd rather be right than be President — Henry Clay

Heart is mine, just mine. I believe it now. Mine to protect and care for, mine to break. — Jenny Han

Even if, by some especially unfortunate fate or by the niggardly provision of stepmotherly nature, [the good will] should be wholly lacking in the power to accomplish its purpose; if with the greatest effort it should yet achieve nothing, and only the good will should remain (not, to be sure, as a mere wish but as the summoning of all the means in our power), yet would it, like a jewel, still shine by its own light as something which has its full value in itself. — Immanuel Kant

Obama can't change his cool disposition, though it would be nice if he lost the vaguely grudging air he gives off that problems of management get in the way of ideas. — Tina Brown

I'm most proud of the ambulance service. This is emergency work. Many times Edhi ambulances are the first to arrive and save people's lives. I'm very proud of this. — Abdul Sattar Edhi