Misreading Scripture Quotes & Sayings

A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that? Still, neither has used the phrase 'Oh God, oh God,' more than President Clinton. — Conan O'Brien

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past. — Tom Wilson

What is fashion? I don't know. — Mickey Drexler

A good story is elegantly wrapped, and the child discovers things bit by bit. — Robert Ingpen

If we exchange bombs for bread there will be less reason for wanting to kill us. I just want to have the conversation. — Tom Shadyac

I create my own lyrics. I have a great band. I have a drummer from East Berlin. — Nina Hagen

If you were very bright and you became head of a department, as I did, of the psychology department, you were encouraged to go on to graduate work. But as a women you didn't even think about discrimination. — Betty Friedan

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built. — Ed McMahon

I don't mind being classified as a jazz artist, but I do mind being restricted to being a jazz artist. My foundation has been in jazz, though I didn't really start out that way. I started in classical music, but my formative years were in jazz, and it makes a great foundation. — Herbie Hancock