Misfortune Cookies Quotes & Sayings

It is remarkable how many creatures live wild and free though secret in the woods ... — Henry David Thoreau

But the moment you point at a difference, you enter, regardless of age, an already existing system of differences, a network of identities, all of them ultimately arbitrary and unrelated to your intentions, none of them a matter of your choice. The moment you other someone, you other yourself. When I idiotically pointed at Almir's non-existent difference, I expelled myself from my raja. — Aleksandar Hemon

But who guards the guardians? — Juvenal

What has three eyes,
three nipples and two assholes? — Kurt Vonnegut

Wrestling is the only sport I've ever competed in that puts you totally in a situation of constant motion without breaks. I could play football or baseball, swim
but there's always some kind of situation that would break my thoughts, break my concentration. — Dan Gable

they experience - what they see, hear, think, and — Richard Dawkins

I got dizzy," he explained.
I should think you did. What were you doing?'
Nothing," said Moon. "I was trying to face one way or the other and I got confused and fell over."
Let that be my epitaph. — Tom Stoppard

I only know this, that she thanks God for all her tribulations, and, above all, because her husband is dead. — Leo Tolstoy

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking. — P. J. O'Rourke

Friends are a wonderful thing. They won't make you feel like a nothing. — Justine Hail

In Germany I have been acknowledged again since the fall of Hitler, but my works, partly suppressed by the Nazis and partly destroyed by the war; have not yet been republished there. — Herman Hesse

Faith has played a major role in my life. Whenever I feel an obstacle is too great, I can always go to God in prayer and He'll help me through it. — Patrick Henry Hughes

Popular and unpopular don't necessarily map to shit and shinola, of course. — Hal Duncan

I don't want my present running into my past. — Lauren Blakely