Misapplied Occams Razor Quotes & Sayings

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don't tell them they aren't. Sit with them and have a drink. — Lemony Snicket

To deny a concept is not to embrace its opposite. — Steve Hagen

I'm not really equipped to do anything else but making movies. In every other aspect of my life I'm a total failure. — Michael Pitt

Whether it is preached from good motivation or bad, Word is what "works," not the messenger. — Paul Silway

I'm not gay, but I'll learn ... — Homer

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. — Joseph Smith Jr.

Buy an annuity cheap, and make your life interesting to yourself and everybody else that watches the speculation. — Charles Dickens

God insists that we ask, not because He needs to know our situation, but because we need the spiritual discipline of asking. — Catherine Marshall

These and similar moments from our military's past were on my mind as the enemy in Iraq appeared ever more sinister. I sought to emphasize in my force, and in myself, the necessary discipline to fight enemies whose very tactic was to instill terror and incite indignation. Maintaining our force's moral compass was not a difficult concept to understand. Armies without discipline are mobs; killing — Stanley McChrystal

I have memories, but I don't know if they are really mine or if I've just seen so many pictures. I think that I remember riding on his sailboat with him, and playing under his desk in the Oval Office, but those images are everywhere, so do I really remember them or just imagine how it all happened? — Bethany Turner

Oh my Valentine! I was waiting for you next to my wide open window just as a flower bud waits for the spring air to bloom. — Debasish Mridha

When a man and a woman love one another that is enough. That is marriage. A religious rite is superfluous. And if the man and woman live together without the love, no ceremony in the world can make it a marriage. — Mary MacLane

When I went to Ann Arbor, University of Michigan, what I really wanted to be was a radio announcer. — Mike Wallace