Bill Kelly Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 4 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bill Kelly.
Famous Quotes By Bill Kelly
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Bill Kelly
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly
For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable. — Bill Kelly
Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. — Bill Kelly