Minneapolisstatefair Quotes & Sayings

Do broken hearts make you brave or do they just make you stupid? — Lynn Weingarten

Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital. — P. J. O'Rourke

It is as natural to die as it is to be born. — Neil Gaiman

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working. — Barack Obama

Criticism is above all a gift, an intuition, a matter of tact and flair; it cannot be taught or demonstrated
it is an art. — Henri Frederic Amiel

It is the Morocco of America, the New Orleans of the north. — Michael Cunningham

Nice to eat you ... uhm ... meet you! — Lasky Kathryn

Go deeper. More iterations. Don't hold back. — Robin Sloan

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions. — Laura Schlessinger

I began studying ribosomes as a postdoctoral fellow in Peter Moore's laboratory in 1978. — Venkatraman Ramakrishnan

Faced with the evidence, many deniers have started to admit that global warming is real, but argue that humans have little or nothing to do with it. — David Suzuki

A lot of the people who have been on 'American Idol' have unfortunately not been very successful after the show is over. I would be one of the most successful contestants to not make it to the Top 12. So that would be a good statistic to throw into the show. It's what you make of it. — Todrick Hall

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough.
The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse. — Rick Riordan