Minions Intro Quotes & Sayings

Trust izZ likE a papEr... OncE it'Z crumple... It can't bEe peRfec. — NILL

You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don't you? (Shahara)
Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my teeth with their bones doesn't mean I'm nuts. (Syn)
Any other weird habits I should be aware of? (Shahara)
Just my need to dance naked in the streets under the light of a full moon. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I learned that every choice has an outcome and I learned that holding on to bitterness is a poison that eats away at you from the inside. — Mia Sheridan

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. — Chelsea Handler

No time ago
or else a life
walking in the dark
i met christ
jesus)my heart
flopped over
and lay still
while he passed(as
close as i'm to you
yes closer
made of nothing
except loneliness. — E. E. Cummings

Shopping's absolutely impossible nowadays. You can't get near the counter, and when you do, they haven't got it and you pay twiceas much for it. — Arthur Wimperis

I'm really sick of people calling us insane.-Brianna Miller — Natasha Larry

The Commonwealth Prize is about celebrating the Commonwealth and the special relationship we have with the ex-colonies - which is part guilt and part warmth - and the Booker Prize isn't an essential part of that, but it is part of that. — Jim Crace