Mindless Behavior Funny Quotes & Sayings

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! — Mark Twain

Murder is easy. Comedy is hard. — Scott Simon

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? — Janis Joplin

Evil is never in a rush. It creeps up slowly. It doesn't hide, but confronts you in broad daylight. It gives decades of warnings, even centuries at times. Time is never the problem when you battle Evil. The problem is the will to fight it. — Amish Tripathi

A dancer must listen to his body and pay homage to it. Behind the movement lies this terrible, driving passion, this necessity. I won't settle for anything less. — Martha Graham

If we knew the truth, we'd see it; all else is system and outskirts. — Fernando Pessoa

You were supposed to love me. You convinced me it was safe to love you back. Liz Sutton to Ethan Hendrix — Susan Mallery

The loose skin on her face had been lifted. Her nose was smaller. Her teeth were capped. The lines on her forehead had been erased. Her eye bags had disappeared. Her wrinkles had gone. Her breasts were much, much bigger. But she was still limping. — David Walliams

Excuses will always be made, and blame will always fall on the other. Though the truth is before you, your own love will forever blind you from it. I will not lose you just to prove a point, nor to shatter your heart with the reality before you. Instead I will smile. I will live. I will accept that it just is. I do not do this for them, but I will do it for you. I will do it because I love you. - from an untitled script — Faye Hall

There are many roads to success, but only one sure road to failure; and that is to try to please everyone else. — Benjamin Franklin

You are a product of your thoughts.
Your thoughts are products of your desires.
You desires are products of your soul. — Matshona Dhliwayo

It is a great mitzvah to be happy always. — Nachman Of Breslov

Then I'll just tell you that it doesn't matter whose fault it is. Blame is just a way to keep score, and adults don't play games like that. — Tommy Wallach

As Aquinas, the quintessential theologian, says: "The notion of form is most fully realized in existence itself. And in God existence is not acquired by anything, but God is existence itself subsistent. It is clear, then, that God himself is both limitless and perfect."28 — Rudy Rucker