Midwinters Night Quotes & Sayings

So that I would have hesitated to exclaim, with my finger up my arse-hole for example, Jesus Christ, it's much worse than yesterday, I can hardly believe it is the same hole. — Samuel Beckett

When we are allowed two seconds of freedom, be prepared for me to tear your clothes off."
"That sounds like a perfect plan. — Amanda Carlson

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute. — Ilona Andrews

Going down is not that bad if you have the power to rise again from the bottom of anywhere! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When we came out of the sunnily lit interior of the Ladies' Day offices, the streets were gray and fuming with rain. It wasn't the nice kind of rain that rinses. you clean, but the sort of rain I imagine they must have in Brazil. It flew straight down from the sky in drops the size of coffee saucers and hit the hot sidewalks with a hiss that sent clouds of steam writhing up from the gleaming, dark concrete. — Sylvia Plath

So let me get this straight. Government can't track illegals and out of date visas, but they know who you called this morning? — Chuck Woolery