Michael Scott Downsizing Quotes & Sayings

We put up with a lot to be saved from chaos. We always have. — Elizabeth Janeway

As I've often said, this is the biggest problem we have in our society - unwanted kids. If we solve this problem we solve all the other problems. So we have to start judging. As I said before, we judge smokers more harshly than we judge deadbeat dads in our current society. Seriously, how many antismoking PSAs have you seen this week vs. ones saying raise your kids, or don't have kids if you can't afford them? And what's hurting our society more? People need to see that asshole and call him an asshole so maybe other people thinking about being assholes wouldn't become assholes. We stopped judging people a long time ago because the idiots on the left told us everyone is the same and that we couldn't do that. We need to bring back judging. — Adam Carolla

I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes. — Kathleen Flinn

If the mortality rate seems high we must realize that Nature is a ruthless teacher. There are no second chances in Mother Nature's Survival Course. — William S. Burroughs

If we could somehow end child abuse and neglect, the eight hundred pages of DSM (and the need for the easier explanations such as DSM-IV Made Easy: The Clinician's Guide to Diagnosis) would be shrunk to a pamphlet in two generations. — John Briere

Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse. — Jonathan Heatt

When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting out before the Democrats make it mandatory. — Sgt. Harry Berres, USMC

But I can't and don't ever want to write bell-yanking confetti-tossing hat-throwing poems. — Andrew Motion

Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us. — Dave Reichert

Arrogance and selfishness are not the only reasons behind our loneliness, but most often we used to be alone because of them. — M.F. Moonzajer

God is voluptuous and delicious. - Meister Eckhart — Matthew Fox

I realized that I spent more time thinking about my problem clients than my great clients. I had to stop feeding the drama of the problem clients-and other problems in my life. — Bonnie St. John