Tim Tharp Quotes & Sayings

His wife isn't attractive in any official way, but she is beautiful. It's awesome when she shows up at the store - her face beams, his face beams, and I'm sure my face beams just from watching the two of them. — Tim Tharp

This looks interesting, I say, but what I'm really thinking is, Wow, Aimee, science fiction? Really, could you try any harder to brand yourself with the mark of the nerd herd? What's next, anime? — Tim Tharp

Here in the realm of books she's self-assured. She has some of the control she doesn't have anywhere else. — Tim Tharp

Just bring some roses, then. Tell her you were wrong. But don't go into all sorts of promises about how you'll never do it again. Instead, tell her you've been thinking about how she must have felt when she saw that other girl hugging you. That way you can start her talking about her feelings. Then you've got to listen, hard. Let her know that her feelings are important to you. That's all she wanted from you in the first place. — Tim Tharp

You just go around acting like you're saving other people so you don't have to deal with your own problems. — Tim Tharp

And that's it - he goes his way, and I go mine. Used to, we would've broken down that whole story about my dad until we found the very truth of the truth of it, but now it's just, So long, I'll see you later. — Tim Tharp

When you're with a girl, it's always best to act like you're an old hand at everything - not to impress her, but just to make sure she feels safe. — Tim Tharp

Your eyes are a blue universe, and I'm just falling into them. No parachute. I don't need one because I'm never going to hit the ground. — Tim Tharp

Let me repeat, she is not a girl I'm interested in having sex with. Not now or any time in the future. I will not have sex with her in a car. I will not have sex with her in a bar. I will not have sex with her in a tree. I will not have sex with her in a lavator-ee. I will not have sex with her in a chair. I will not have sex with her anywhere. — Tim Tharp

She might be the only girl I've ever met who still hasn't learned to sacrifice bodily comfort for fashion's sake. — Tim Tharp

Childhood was a fantastic country to live in. — Tim Tharp

Beauty's all around me right here. It's not in a textbook. It's not in an equation. I mean, take the sunlight ... The colors flow into your lungs, into your bloodstream. You are the colors. — Tim Tharp

What else am I going to do, let the girl sit there on a railing in the moonlight thinking she's damned to go dudeless for the rest of her life? — Tim Tharp

Yes, life is weird, but I embrace the weird. Let everyone else go marching off into their great shining futures if they want. Me, I've always been more than content to tip my whisky bottle and take a ride straight into the heart of the spectacular now. — Tim Tharp

She's still smiling her little smile, and it strikes me that, actually, she is drunk, not on alcohol, but on her St. Louis hopes and dreams. I wouldn't sober her up for anything, but she doesn't need me anymore. She can hang on to her dreams by herself now. — Tim Tharp

Have you ever started to wave at someone and then realized they weren't really waving at you, so you abort and go for a head scratch instead? That's how I felt. — Tim Tharp

Nothing helps. I'm a black spot on the chest X-ray of the universe. — Tim Tharp

Cassidy brings something beautiful to me from the outside. Aimee brings something beautiful up from the depths of my insides.
"I can't dance like Cassidy," she says.
"Yeah, but you dance like Aimee. And that's perfect. — Tim Tharp

It's superb to be out in the early, early morning before the sun comes up. There's this sense of being super-alive. You're in on a secret that all the dull, sleeping people don't know about. Unlike them, you're alert and aware of existing right here in this precise moment between what happened and what's going to happen. — Tim Tharp

You think beauty's in some classroom or some textbook, and it's not. That's not what it's about. This right here. This is beautiful. All of this. That's all you need. — Tim Tharp

We're toasting the chlorophyll rising in our bodies, catching the energy from the universe. Nobody's ever been young like we are right at this moment. — Tim Tharp

That's how it is online - there's no time in cyberspace. It's almost like everything physical evaporates, and it's just your mind and the different sites floating in a void. — Tim Tharp

Now, thinking back on my exes is like looking at a flowerbed on the other side of a window. They're beautiful, but you can't touch them. — Tim Tharp

Sometimes my tact takes a vacation. Tonight it must've gone to Kuwait or somewhere. — Tim Tharp

Talk about enchantment. Forget about working for something just to have it fall apart on you. Let the magic come. That's what I say. Let the magic come and fill in every inch of that little black crack behind your breastbone. — Tim Tharp

To hell with tomorrow. To hell with all problems and barriers. Nothing matters but the Spectacular Now. — Tim Tharp

I'm going to grab hold of this night and crack it open, eat the fruit right out of the middle, and throw away the rind. — Tim Tharp

I'm not a dream crusher. The real world already does enough of that without me getting into the business — Tim Tharp

Books seem a little old-fashioned, but hey, I can do old-fashioned if it's good. — Tim Tharp

See, this is the other side of the coin. This is a girl's downfall. The guy goes soft in the head and starts talking to her like a moron and she wants to take care of him. He's just cuddly fool who can't make it without her. — Tim Tharp

It's too big to change. It's too heavy and all sharp-cornered and shit. — Tim Tharp

Her voice would remain cool and soft like a pillow to lay your head on after a hard day — Tim Tharp

The real world is coming, chugging straight at me like a bulldozer into the rain forest. — Tim Tharp

I like you so much, she says between kisses. And I can tell she wants to say love instead of like, not because she really does love me but because she just wants to say it. Of course, she can't, though. Not when I haven't said it first. — Tim Tharp

She's different from the girls I'm used to dating. She doesn't get tired of my stories and jokes or expect me to start reading her mind. She doesn't want me to dress better or put highlights in my hair or serious up. I'm not a lifestyle accessory to her. I'm a necessity. I'm the guy that's going to crack open her cocoon. She doesn't need to change me - she needs me to change her. At least until her little butterfly wings get strong enough to fly away. — Tim Tharp

There's no room inside for feeling any worse — Tim Tharp

This idea comes to me that we're all grass blades on the same lawn. We've grown up together, shoulder to shoulder, under the same sun, drinking the same rain. But you know what happens to grass blades-somebody cuts them down just when they reach their prime. — Tim Tharp

Those colors of hers really begin their attack on me now, ripping through my skin, electrifying my bloodstream, sending sparks zapping around in my stomach. I take a long pull on my whisky but I can't keep a hard-on from starting. I only mention this because I have a theory that the hard-on is the number one reason for sexism down through history. I mean, it is seriously impossible to really soak in a girl's ideas, no matter how deep or true, when you have a stiffy coming on. — Tim Tharp

She's drenched and bedraggled, but I've never loved anyone as much as I love her right now. That's how I know I'll have to give her up. — Tim Tharp

Life is made out of Thursday afternoons. You just keep having them one after the other and let everything else take care of itself. — Tim Tharp

See, I do have a future to give her after all, just not one that includes me. — Tim Tharp

Boredom is only for boring people with no imagination. — Tim Tharp

There's more kinds of pain than just physical pain, you know. — Tim Tharp

Finally, she's like, I know it looks bad right now, but parents are just people. They don't always know what to do. That doesn't mean they don't love you. — Tim Tharp

We all want something that sticks — Tim Tharp

I did it! I stopped time.

[Hampton Green] — Tim Tharp

You know how when you see someone day in, day out, year after year, you don't really notice him getting taller or wider or older or whatever? It can be like that with the way people are on the inside too. — Tim Tharp

Her voice is so soft. If it were a food item, it'd be a marshmallow. — Tim Tharp

Besides, I'm not looking to get saved. I'm only going with her because it's what you do when you're in a relationship. You know? You slide into the third pew from the front and sit there thinking about how desperate all these people are to feel like something loves them. They'll believe all kinds of hocus-pocus. But your girlfriend likes it, and you like her, so you do it. It's called compromise. The only way you're going to get something to last in this world is to work at it. — Tim Tharp

Sometimes I have trouble sleeping. It's weird - I can feel exhausted but still, I just lie there wide awake, staring up into the dark with all sorts of ideas bombarding me like dead pelicans — Tim Tharp

The thought does cross my mind that I could slip and end up cracking my head on the pavement just short of the pool, but if you're always going to worry about minor drawbacks, then you'll never accomplish anything. — Tim Tharp

Cassidy is the best girlfriend ever. I've dated her for a full two months longer than anyone else. She's smart and witty and original and can chug a beer faster than most guys I know. On top of that, she is absolutely beautiful. I mean spanktacular. Talk about pure colors. She's high-definition. Scandinavian blond hair, eyes as blue as fiords, skin like vanilla ice cream or flower petals or sugar frosting - or really not like anything else but just her skin. It makes my hair ache. Of course, she does believe in astrology, but I don't even care about that. It's a girl thing. I think of it like she has constellations and fortunes whirling around inside her. — Tim Tharp

That type of dream just kind of wears out with time like a favorite old T-shirt. One day, it's nothing but tatters and all you can do is throw it over on the rag pile with the others. — Tim Tharp

it gets a little tiresome when you're so high you go to the movies and look up at the marquee and think the starting times are the ticket prices. I mean, I remember standing there going, 'Ten-fifteen? What kind of price is ten dollars and fifteen cents?' It's a hassle."

"Yeah, one time I was putting gas in my car and thought the number of gallons was the price. I even got into an argument with the cashier. It was hilarious. — Tim Tharp

I want to swear to the king of the king of the kings it's enough. But this afternoon the magic has all run out. — Tim Tharp

My job is okay. You know what an okay job is, don't you? It's a job you only hate some of the time instead of all of the time — Tim Tharp

And then there are the ex-girlfriends. They look incredible, every one of them. — Tim Tharp

The whole magnetic thing about sex is you want the other person to want you. — Tim Tharp

No,' I say l. 'It's not all right. But I couldn't help it — Tim Tharp

That's what the prom is - St. Patrick's Day for the young. — Tim Tharp

Uh, sure, if it doesn't take too long. I'm supposed to be at a big police banquet in about thirty seconds. They'll probably send a car by for me if I'm late. — Tim Tharp

Nothing lasts," she says, and there's a little crack in her voice. "You think it's going to. You think, 'Here's something I can hold on to,' but it always slips away. — Tim Tharp

It's more like I was daydreaming when the Supreme Being told me what I should do with my life, and it's too late to ask what it was. — Tim Tharp

Besides, it doesn't matter if it's real. It never does with dreams. They aren't anything anyway but lifesavers to cling to so you don't drown. Life is an ocean, and most everyone's hanging on to some kind of dream to keep afloat. — Tim Tharp

I don't believe in that - the husband and wife having to be just alike. I think it's better if they kind of offset each other. Like if they have these different dimensions they can bring to each other. — Tim Tharp

Our whole society's a training ground for addicts. — Tim Tharp

I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing. — Tim Tharp

It's fine to live in the now. but the best thing about now is that there's another one tomorrow. i'm going to start making them count. — Tim Tharp

When you're a little kid. Everything is a sparkling wonder. — Tim Tharp

That's how it is with legends. The greater they sound, the more must've got left out. — Tim Tharp

I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you. — Tim Tharp

That's all right,' she says, and I have to wonder how many times she's said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow — Tim Tharp

Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away to. — Tim Tharp

The best thing about now, is that there's another one tomorrow. — Tim Tharp

See, I agree with what Cassidy says - once you have sex you'll always be sewn together with an astral thread. — Tim Tharp

Don't worry," says Ricky. "I'm sure everyone isn't bringing a present. You can just think of paying the cover charge as your gift."

"What? A cover charge? Presents? What are these people, a bunch of capitalists? — Tim Tharp

Goodbye, I say, goodbye, as I disappear little by little into the middle of the middle of my own spectacular now — Tim Tharp

Don't worry about who has the power in the relationship all the time. If you make her happy, then that's the biggest power you can have. — Tim Tharp

They've drummed the miraculous out of you, but you don't want it to be like that. You want the miraculous. You want everything to still be new. — Tim Tharp

Just wait. Someone's going to come along, someone you never expected, someone who needs you because you're you. — Tim Tharp

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp

You're nothing but a product. And what's this product called? Emptiness, dude, that's what it's called. And for the rest of your life, they sell you over and over, right to the end when they package you one last time and plant you in the ground. — Tim Tharp

They've made the mistake of thinking that power over others and leadership are the same thing. — Tim Tharp