Mezger Engine Quotes & Sayings

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything. — Dave Barry

Aphorisms have never seduced anybody, but they have fooled some into considering themselves worldly-wise. — Mason Cooley

Appreciate what is in front of you, cherish your family and friends. tell them you love them each and every day! Remember, it can all change in the blink of an eye. Live without regret! — Karen Gibbs

My weight has been an emotional roller-coaster for me, and I am ready to get off it. — Sara Rue

This dream is continuing very nice. It has a very dory-hunky ending. — Roald Dahl