Herb Gardner Quotes & Sayings

Nat: Maybe you broke something.
Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down!
Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again. — Herb Gardner

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart. — Herb Gardner

Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side. — Herb Gardner

You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go by and none of them belong to you. — Herb Gardner