Mexican Chingona Quotes & Sayings

The point is that all of life is "pointless" - vanity or emptiness - unless something else is involved that transcends the pointlessness. — Jim Berg

When you're wearing a smile, it's easier to pass yourself off as happy. — Lisa M. Basso

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William Masters

Most Christians and Muslims believe in a heaven and a hell, though there's a lot of disagreement within both religions over what, exactly, will get you into one afterlife or the other. — John Green

Sometimes we tend to focus more on the personalities and the conflicts, and it really caricatures the issues. — Mitchell Reiss

Killing three birds with one stone is possible if God is the one throwing it. — Matshona Dhliwayo

That in itself made her a little intriguing and enticing. A woman who doesn't know her own potential for passion — Kailin Gow

I don't quite know why, but I am long-winded. — Garth Risk Hallberg

I'm not perfect. But I am trying every day to concentrate on being better. — Allen Iverson

It's a big raised platform at the end of the square, with steps running up to it."
Like a stage?" Evanlyn suggested. "Maybe they're planning to put on a play?"
Or an execution," Horace said. — John Flanagan

You can't lose an old golf ball. — John A. Willis

We had become a race of eccentrics and openly declared an array of singular whims and suspicions, at least while daylight allowed this audacity. — Thomas Ligotti

I'm Level Eighty on Warcraft."
The clerk was stunned. "You're Level Eighty?! Are you Horde, or Alliance?"
"What, are you kidding me? I'm Horde, of course! I'm a Level Eighty Undead Priestess. What Guild are you in?"
"I'm a Horde Blood Elf Paladin. Level 30. I'm in the Blood Roses Guild."
"Have you ever seen a 'Spectral Tiger' loot card? I bet you never have."
The museum clerk thought about her situation. The psychic pressure was mounting on her. She was in a state of moral anguish. "Look, Signora, I'd love to help your American clients there ... But if my director knew I was Warcrafting here at work, she'd kill me! Besides, you don't have any 'Spectral Tiger' in your purse, I bet. — Bruce Sterling