Melancholie Albert Quotes & Sayings

Phil Needle stood in the parking lot, suddenly grasping that this was so, that nothing is lost in a world utterly mapped, that nothing is rogue with everything cross-pollinated, as the shouts on the beach lured him across the street to the sand. — Daniel Handler

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known. — Britt Ekland

I dont think you havin a bad day, Professor. I think you havin a bad life. — Cormac McCarthy

Intolerable, because then I imagine you having sex and that, inevitably, makes me want to kill myself, and everyone in this family. And everyone I've ever met. And God. I don — Caitlin Moran

Businesses large and small shouldn't have to check the expiration date of a tax provision to see if it's still good. — Michael Enzi