Mcmordie Ranch Quotes & Sayings

The truth is she was a fearless apprentice but lacked all talent for guided fornication. She never understood the charm of serenity in bed, never had a moment of invention, and her orgasms were inopportune and epidermic. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I have lots of shoes, but I have to be comfortable. Lately, I've stolen my husband's big, ugly Uggs to wear around the kitchen. I want to have them on, then slide into a fabulous heel later. Truth is, I often forget the heel. — Debi Mazar

Strong leaders encourage you to do things for your own benefit, not just theirs. — Tim Tebow

The real propaganda is what - if we are genuinely a living member of a nation - we tell ourselves because we have hope, hope being a symbol of a nation's instinct of self-preservation. To remain blind to the unjustness of the cause of the individual "Germany," to recognise at every moment the justness of the cause of the individual "France," the surest way was not for a German to be without judgement, or for a Frenchman to possess it, it was, both for the one and for the other, to be possessed of patriotism. — Marcel Proust

I also take it as granted that every created thing, and consequently the created monad also, is subject to change, and indeed that this change is continual in each one. — Gottfried Leibniz

If you are thinking whether to cry or laugh, cry. — Nikola Ivanovski

I'm trying to figure myself out through my movies. Whether it's big stuff like what we're doing here, or little stuff like, 'Why aren't I happier?' With every film I feel like I'm apologising for something. I feel I'm most successful when I'm looking for something that embarrasses me about my character that I'd like to expose. — Jason Reitman

Rather than telling you want not to be, think, wear, eat, say or do, your soul will be prompting you to reach for your greatest joy. — Catherine Carrigan

I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it. — Russell Brand

If you have a crippling fear of public speaking, recognize that that is perfectly normal. And know that the only way to get over those nerves is to fully understand the material, the points, the policy you are trying to explain - and then practice it a little bit. — Dana Perino