Mcallen Quips Quotes & Sayings

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. — Steve Martin

Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had one of them laugh their head off and the other one look at you as though you were a completely cretin. — Andrew Denton

Gratitude is the great multiplier. — Rhonda Byrne

Pain can be alleviated by morphine but the pain of social ostracism cannot be taken away. — Derek Jarman

Dreams show what a person takes to eternity - not a heaven but a chaos. Dreams provide a doorway that opens to the inner world of oneself. They show the intricate workings of the mind in ways that cannot be avoided or hidden. — Belsebuub

You must love him enough to trust his wishes, even if you disagree with them. You must respect him - no matter how wrong you think he may be, no matter how poor you think his decisions, you must respect his desire to make them. Even if one of them includes loving you. — Brandon Sanderson

Increasingly, consumers don't search for products and services. Rather, services come to their attention via social media. — Erik Qualman

Though I have never thought of myself as a book collector, there are shelves in our house browsed so often, on so many rainy winter nights, that the contents have seeped into me as if by osmosis. — Hilary Mantel

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher. — Ty Cobb

It was all true. You are rotting here."
"Maybe," he said. "Maybe I'm ripening. — Rainbow Rowell

The spirit never leaves, never goes away. — Aporva Kala

Thus the Government of our Virtue was broken and I exchang'd the Place of Friend for that unmusical harsh-sounding Title of Whore. — Daniel Defoe

Bowie's a real man, and I'm a real woman - just like Catherine Deneuve. — Iggy Pop

Anderson!" Mr. Smyth barked from across the tent. — Katie McCoy

He who fears an isolated Queen's Pawn should give up Chess — Siegbert Tarrasch