Mawasiliano Kwa Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes you're just too close to something to see it clearly. To see it for what it really is. It's like you've got your face pressed to it, and all you can see is the small points. The things you want to see. — Scott Snyder

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs. — Amy Sedaris

Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will be together till the Universe dissolves.' You mumble back things you thought of when you were drunk. — Rumi

The people you hate, well, this is the question about such people: why do you hate them? — William, Saroyan

Is the absolute and essential importance of human development in its richest diversity. — John Stuart Mill

I always thought there would be ice in hell — Stanislaw Lem

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view. — Dick Morris

Petty vexations may at times be petty, but still they are vexations. The smallest and most inconsiderable annoyances are the most piercing. As small letters weary the eye most, so the smallest affairs disturb us most. — Michel De Montaigne

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up? — Jay Leno

To find meaning in our lives we need consistent exposure to kids, elders and animals ... cuz kids and animals aren't looking for it, and elders are the closest to finding it. — Gregor Collins

I like writing all different kinds of songs. I've wanted to run the gamut of artists. — Diane Warren

Corruption could lead to the collapse of the Party [Communist Party of China] and the downfall of the State [People's Republic of China]. — Xi Jinping

No one has the right to force you to violate your own privacy. — Richard Carlson