Santino Marella Quotes & Sayings

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer. — Santino Marella

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so! — Santino Marella

You're not even in a restaurant, but ... you got served! — Santino Marella

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool. — Santino Marella

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips! — Santino Marella

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized ... that crooked stupid smile is there all the time. — Santino Marella

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger. — Santino Marella

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella

It doesn't matter what I said! — Santino Marella

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus? — Santino Marella

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick! — Santino Marella

They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO. — Santino Marella