Matteuzzi Brooker Quotes & Sayings

If Jesus is on Tim Curran's side and Occy is Jesus, who gets to win? — Cintra Wilson

What was it they said about the gods? They wouldn't exist if there weren't people to believe in them? And that applied to everything. Reality was what went on inside people's heads. — Terry Pratchett

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer

Just as the Japanese pioneered a new form of manufacturing - lean production and quite new standards of reliability - so Tata, too, is embracing new forms of manufacture in order to revolutionise the price to meet the consumer needs of a poor, developing country. — Martin Jacques

Carrying all of these thoughts is downright heavy. — Corey Ann Haydu

I once heard someone say that when we rationalize, we tell "rational lies. — Perry Noble

When you look for these support groups, they all have vague upbeat names. My Thursday evening group for blood parasites, it's called Free and Clear. — Chuck Palahniuk

I know it hurt, but you get so fucking wet when I discipline you. — Al Daltrey

This is what makes science so hard, and ultimately so fun. Think of the limits of what we know as a great suite of rooms inhabited by vast numbers of incredibly busy, incredibly messy, nearsighted people, all of whom are eccentric recluses. — Alexei Panshin

Adversity makes strange bedfellows. — William Shakespeare

The tango is a very interior dance. It's not an exterior - it's not flashy and all over the floor. It's a very interior dance when you see the old guys dance in the clubs. I learned everything from the old guys in the clubs. — Robert Duvall

Sailors are like my overies due North — Amy Spector

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you. — P. J. O'Rourke

The fallen
Leaf flies
Like a
Young Icarus
And
Then
Disintegrates — Matthew Quick