Matteoni Gastroenterology Quotes & Sayings

This is the way a person always gains courage; when he fears a greater danger, he always has the courage to face a lesser one; when he is exceedingly afraid of one danger, it is as if the others did not exist at all. — Soren Kierkegaard

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself. — Goran Ivanisevic

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles. — Taylor Schilling

How is that weird?" Dark the First asked incredulously. "Literally everyone does it. Literally."
"I really wish you'd stop saying literally," Dark the Second said. "I literally don't think you understand what that word means. — T.J. Klune

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.
All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale.
Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake. — Pseudonymous Bosch

Kring is the mantra of power. "Kring" should only be repeated when you are in deep meditation. — Frederick Lenz

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. — Anatole France

My father used to call me 'bird bones' and, well, the name fits. — Chuck Palahniuk

My name is Gabriel. Should you ever need to, do not hesitate to call me. I am always available to listen, whatever the time. — Doreen Virtue