Marty Huggins Pug Quotes & Sayings

You know that you have officially HIT at total midlife crisis when you get acne on your wrinkles. — Tanya Masse

She has always wanted you as a mate, Owen. — Elizabeth Morgan

I knowed very well why they wouldn't come. It was because my heart warn't right; it was because I warn't square; it was because I was playing double. — Mark Twain

When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball. — Harry Redknapp

Not everybody reads poetry or listens to music, but every single person in the world gets up in the morning and puts on something, and whether you like it or not, that's a statement about who you are. — Dana Thomas