Marriage Working As A Team Quotes & Sayings

It is tempting to ascribe Katrina, Rita and now Wilma to global warming effects, but I am not sure that would pass statistical muster. — Kerry Emanuel

I was on paper earning more money and having more success than I'd ever had. And it was also the most miserable I've ever been. When those things collided, I realised something was off. That's when I started poking around to figure out what was wrong. — Damien Rice

A woman says: I plan to cut the shoulder pads out of all my blouses and dresses and load them on a barge and dump them in Lake Winnipeg, creating a tidal wave which I'm told can be harnessed to provide electric power to the entire region. — Carol Shields

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them. — Mitch Hedberg

Nobody in the world could have told me I wasn't gonna be a rapper. So, yeah, I always knew I was gonna be one. — Lil' Wayne

Marriage as a team means working and playing together toward a winning season. — Ashleigh Slater