Mark E Smith Funny Quotes & Sayings

We all have different languages; but we all really mean the same thing. — C.S. Lewis

Are you sexually active?' 'No. I usually just lie back and think of the Spartans. — Jodi Taylor

We are spontaneous when we are at our genuine best. — Hilary Thayer Hamann

The difference between a beginning teacher and an experienced one is that the beginning teacher asks, "How am I doing?" and the experienced teacher asks, How are the children doing? — Esme Raji Codell

Our youth has gone to the ends of the earth to die in the silence of the truth. And where, I ask you, can a man escape to, when he hasn't enough madness left inside him? The truth is an endless death agony. The truth is death. You have to choose: death or lies. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Just talk to me as a father - not what the Constitution says. What do you feel? — Joe Biden

Pea Eye loped up and unfolded himself in the direction of the ground. "Your getting off a horse reminds me of an old crane landing in a mud puddle," Augustus said. — Larry McMurtry

There are women who never had an intrigue; but there are scarce any who never had but one. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

We know so little about Socrates but somehow we still remember he existed; more amazing yet, is how the meaning of ethics has completely escaped us. — Alejandro C. Estrada