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Marathon Runner Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Marathon Runner Funny Quotes By Joseph Heller

You just came out of the hospital ten days ago," Milo reminded him reprovingly. "You can't keep running into the hospital every time something happens you don't like. No, the best thing to do is fly the missions. It's our duty. — Joseph Heller

Marathon Runner Funny Quotes By Betty Smith

The library was a little old shabby place. Francie thought it was beautiful. The feeling she had about it was as good as the feeling she had about church. She pushed open the door and went in. She liked the combined smell of worn leather bindings, library past and freshly inked stamping pads better than she liked the smell of burning incense at high mass. — Betty Smith

Marathon Runner Funny Quotes By Theophilus London

After Andy Warhol died, it left a dark cloud over N.Y.C. nightlife. — Theophilus London

Marathon Runner Funny Quotes By George Carlin

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown. — George Carlin

Marathon Runner Funny Quotes By Neil Strauss

When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't. — Neil Strauss