Man Farts Quotes & Sayings

Every face of life demands endurance. — Lailah Gifty Akita

They say I tried to hurt my nurse. I tell them they tried to hurt me first. — C.J. Roberts

Confusius says One who farts in church sits in pew! — Grout Man

A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. — Robert Bly

Oh for God's sake, Jack, lighten up. You know the old saying. Every man loves the smell of his own farts." In — Jake Needham

My Dad was my biggest supporter. He never put pressure on me. — Bobby Orr

Working together, America's military, Iraqi security forces and the Iraqi people have won a major battle in the war on terrorism. — Paul Ryan

I'm going to kiss you when you least expect it. And it WILL be epic. — Samantha Young

When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a week I was in The Sun five days in a row. — Katie Price

Standing up to your government can mean standing up for your country. — Bill Moyers

The world is a dangerous place for little girls. Besides, little girls are more fragile, more delicate, more brittle than little boys. 'Watch out, be careful, watch.' 'Don't climb trees, don't dirty your dress, don't accept lifts from strange men. Listen but don't learn, you won't need it.' And so the snail's antennae grow, watching for this, looking for that, the underneath of things. The threat. And so she wastes so much of her energy, seeking to break those circuits, to push up the millions of tiny thumbs that have tried to quelch energy and creativity and strength and self-confidence; that have so effectively caused her to build fences against possibility, daring; that have so effectively kept her imprisoned inside her notions of self-worthlessness. And — Robyn Davidson

One of the things I teach my children is that I have always invested in myself, and I have never stopped learning, never stopped growing. — Chesley Sullenberger

Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened.
"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.
"Whoa!" Dan said.
Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"
"No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius! — Rick Riordan

Marriage can either be a classroom where people become wiser and better, or a prison where people become resentful; and bitter. — David Jeremiah

A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life. — Muriel Barbery

The deciding differentiator in how you drive LOYALTY lies within your greatest asset ... your people. — Don Farrell

The cliches of a culture sometimes tell the deepest truths. — Faith Popcorn

I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die, where on my knees I prayed for LIGHT, I prayed for l*i*g*h*t, and praying crawled like a blind slug into the web where threads of wind stuck against my mind and I died of pity for Man, for myself, on a cross without nails, watching in fear as the pig belches in his sty, farts, blinks and eats. — Charles Bukowski

It's important to put all I have into my career. — Cliff Richard

If I told you the whole story it would never end ... What's happened to me has happened to a thousand woman. — Federico Garcia Lorca