Making Fun Of Twilight Quotes & Sayings

Life is so short. The only person you hurt when you stay angry or hold grudges is you. Forgive everyone, including yourself. — Tom Giaquinto

Oh come on,'Pheobe continued. 'You're asking for it. Pale skin, black clothes, no lunch and that whole brooding thing? It's hilarious. You should get body glitter and go after an unsuspecting freshman.'
'You should!' Cassidy agreed. 'Tell her you're a dangerous monster. And mention how good her blood smells.'
'Wrong time of the month on that one, and I'm getting slapped,' I muttered, and everyone laughed. — Robyn Schneider

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times. — Mark Twain

I feel ... sexier, I think, with short hair. I feel like an alien! — Pamela Anderson

Imagery is the most important to me when singing stories. I try to paint pictures with the words and decorate with little to no singing ... let the song do the work. — Shelby Lynne

I find each project, although it's compartmentalized, informs me in some facet. I wake up everyday wanting to be informed. — Ryan Seacrest

Venissa is a perfect destination for day-trippers from Venice proper who are searching for great food and a little adventure; it's a 30-minute jaunt by vaporetto from St. Mark's, quicker by water taxi. — Roger Morris

I really didn't write it with any intention of being published. If I'd known that was going to happen, I would have written something more sensible, because now I have to dress up as a pirate for book signings ... I would have done a novel about a man who hangs around with a gaggle of models. — Gideon Defoe

My body has done for me all these years things I couldn't ever even dreamt to do for characters. It's a tool, molecularly speaking, and I need to take care of it. — Melissa Leo

You could see the smile coming a year before it arrived. — Rick Yancey

Character isn't developed when we get what we want. Character is developed when we don't get what we want. — Joyce Meyer

I don't think 'Twilight' should be approached like 'Batman.' Because it is an invented kind of world, especially this one, I think it's got to be done with a sense of enjoyment to it I guess more than anything. So I never thought of anything as making fun of it, but kind of reveling in the melodrama of it. It's a melodrama. — Bill Condon

Seems you can't outsmart Mother Nature. — Mark Hyman