Mai Tai Quotes & Sayings
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Top Mai Tai Quotes
The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear. — George Carlin
Sometimes I try a Mai Tai. It's so fruity. It's a little embarrassing, but I like it. — J. Cole
Can I drink more than one mai tai without taking on the aroma of an aroused butterly? — Tom Robbins
L.A.'s a pretty, warm, easy, breezy place. You can sunbathe, get a Mai Tai, and wake up five months later. And it's still sunny. And they're still serving Mai Tais. — Chris Pine
Everybody thinks that once you reach the top, you can lie back on a divan with a goddamn mai tai. No. Wrong. Success is not a mountain climb. Success is a treadmill. — Susan Jane Gilman