Mahound Quotes & Sayings

I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Yeah, I suppose it was a history. I wanted it to be more of a geography, but she kept slappin' my hand.' Trev — Terry Pratchett

I think I'm slightly impulsive, sometimes organised and always in search of a bargain! — Lisa Snowdon

I better go," Carter squeezed me once more and stood, grabbing his wallet from the coffee table. "I need to hit up the lottery if I want to get you out of this mess. Will you let me buy a monkey if we win, though?"
"Only if you buy me an island off the coast of Fiji."
"You crazy-ass woman. A monkey is so much cooler than an island."
"How about a monkey IN Fiji?"
"Now there's a woman after my own heart," Carter slapped his hand to his chest, sighing dramatically. "I'll let you know if we win." He started for the door.
"Uh huh."
"You'll know if we do. I'll be the one streaking on Pike Street. — Rachael Wade

Can honor be expected of a man who is preparing to storm the city of his birth? — Salman Rushdie

Everybody needs to understand that I learned Arabic from the United States Army as a second language. I never spoke it at home. — John Abizaid

I've wanted to be an actor ever since I was a little boy. — Henry Darrow

The world of "preserving" that wealth. He had no interest in preservation of any sort. — Michael Lewis

I have made so many mistakes as a mother. But the one thing that I know I do is I make sure my children know how much I love them and they are absolutely secure in that. — Ayelet Waldman

Whores and writers, Mahound. We are the people you can't forgive. — Salman Rushdie

Mahound comes to me for revelation, asking me to choose between monotheist and henotheist alternatives, and I'm just some idiot actor having a bhaenchud nightmare, what the fuck do I know, yaar, what to tell you, help. Help. — Salman Rushdie