Luniversite Quotes & Sayings

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't. — Tom Waits

Self-pity shortens your life ... — Joan Rivers

Seth's clock had been set on survival so long that he didn't realize that he was starving himself of an essential element of being, that of having fun — Kenneth Eade

I had a brief glimpse of a frail, mature man carrying a ravaged child in his arms... — Muriel Barbery

The only thing that's a little tricky about it is sometimes people assume that if it's a new song, it's a reflection of what you're feeling or going through now. — Richard Marx

Because the mask is your face, the face is a mask, so I'm thinking of the face as a mask because of the way I see faces is coming from an African vision of the mask which is the thing that we carry around with us, it is our presentation, it's our front, it's our face. — Faith Ringgold

I don't like rock opera with back beats. — Robin Gibb

You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt. — Phil McGraw

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. — Ray Romano

Every increase of protective duties is necessarily followed, in the present condition of our country, by an expansion of the currency, which must continue to increase till the increased price of production, caused by the expansion, shall be equal to the duty imposed, when a new tariff will be required. — John C. Calhoun

You can't conquer reality by running away from it. — Og Mandino

Life is all about learning and one of the most memorable ways of learning something is by messing up. — Wayne Dyer

In most cases we attach ourselves to in order to take revenge on life, to punish it, to signify we can do without it, that we have found something better, and we also attach ourselves to God in horror of men. — Emile M. Cioran

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho Marx

There's nothing like realizing that you don't have much time left to stimulate your appreciation for the moments of your life. — Ruth Ozeki