Ludicrously Comical Quotes & Sayings

My definition of fear is that it's a constant companion, a sidekick, riding you like a watch, going in and out of the days. I don't live like that anymore. The fact that I'm sixty-three has something to do with it. What I used to fear was growing old - not the aches and pains part or the what-have-I-done-with-my-life part or the threat of illness, none of that. I just couldn't imagine what my life would be like without the option of looking good. — Abigail Thomas

Many of the white people [who] have been instruments in the hands of God for our good, even such as have held us in captivity, are now pleading our cause with earnestness and zeal. — Richard Allen

Coo ... coo ... here comes the dove from above! — Vic Reeves

Maybe sometimes you have to leave before you're ready to let go; sometimes you have to leave before someone is ready to let go of you. That's the rub of it-if you wait until you're ready to do everything, you'll never get anything done. — Amy Reed

Sometimes I get more of a mainstream crowd that just is not moving to what I'm playing. I have to have crossover secret weapons. — Larry Tee

It's not a weapon or a woman can make a man, or magery either, or any power, anything but himself. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Something different was happening to William alright, as if Winkleberry wasn't different enough. — S.Z. Berg

It [1991 Federal budget] contains almost 190,000 accounts. At a rate of one per minute, eight hours a day, it would take over a year to reflect upon these! — Richard Darman

In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him. — Joe Biden