Lucy Van Pelt Halloween Quotes & Sayings

Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!


Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?


Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?! — Jeff Dunham

A governor can be a very good friend to people. A governor can be a formidable force. — Andrew Cuomo

nations never see themselves clearly in the mirror, much less when war preys on their minds — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Tendrils like spreading neath its lurid world,
Sprouting rooted whimsies all the way they-
Enchanted living hues, such with splendor bold,
And ornate jeweled minds domed Abbey.

When I Live With Fancy — Nithin Purple

Abuse and respect are diametric opposites: You do not respect someone whom you abuse, and you do not abuse someone whom you respect. — Lundy Bancroft

Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me. — Gemma Halliday

Being a Kapoor, acting is genetic. My sister paved the way for me when she became the first Kapoor girl to take up acting. — Kareena Kapoor

Your partner cannot read your mind, so talk to your partner about how you're feeling and what you need. — Drew Pinsky

We must remain hopeful that for our children and our children's children, that we are not a warring nation, but we will embrace and practice true compassion and honor the ideals of peace and freedom, and we will not give up. — Jessica Lange