Ltuqx Quotes & Sayings

I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual. — Jeri Smith-Ready

I hate it when the real world ignores a perfectly logical, rational assumption. — Jim Butcher

Be nice. And if you can't do that, just don't be mean. — Richelle E. Goodrich

One sort of optional thing you might do is to realize there are six seasons instead of four. The poetry of four seasons is all wrong for this part of the planet, and this may explain why we are so depressed so much of the time. I mean, Spring doesn't feel like Spring a lot of the time, and November is all wrong for Fall and so on. Here is the truth about the seasons: Spring is May and June! What could be springier than May and June? Summer is July and August. Really hot, right? Autumn is September and October. See the pumpkins? Smell those burning leaves. Next comes the season called "Locking." That is when Nature shuts everything down. November and December aren't Winter. They're Locking. Next comes Winter, January and February. Boy! Are they ever cold! What comes next? Not Spring. Unlocking comes next. What else could April be? — Kurt Vonnegut

It is awkward to listen to oneself being praised, and I was always a shy man. — H. Rider Haggard

When you have lived as long as I have, the div replied, you find that cruelty and benevolence are but shades of the same color. — Khaled Hosseini

Justice ... is not inherent in the universe and what man has put there he uses when he uses it at all strictly for his own purposes the world is so sad that the only way to live with it is to laugh at it — Don Marquis

One reason many of us never get an answer to our prayers is that all we do is pray. — Mark Batterson

We all get one chance, as far as we know, to write our life's story. Make today the day that you proactively and consciously decided to write the story you are proud of! The — Hal Elrod

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. — Bruce Springsteen