Logstash Replace Double Quotes & Sayings

Tell tales out of school. — John Heywood

It's like a banana farm for guns! — Brandon Sanderson

Belief is the capacity to see not only life's surfaces but also its holy depths, to be able to look at events unfolding around us but also to look through them, above them and beneath them to preceive what is truly happening. — Thomas G. Long

Modesty is a diamond setting to female beauty. — Fanny Kemble

They WERE walking alongside the road, they WERE hit by a car, and now they ARE dead. It doesn't work. Are is present tense. Dead is
well, dead is past, isn't it? Present tense modifying past; being modifying non-being. Language, in this instance"
and here Miriam makes a garbled noise in her throat
"fails. — Myla Goldberg