Lizard Lick Funny Quotes & Sayings

It was a thought, that. Not to attach yourself to a man, but to confront instead the open world, the wide fields of France and Spain, the ocean, anything. Not just to hitch a lift with the first fellow who looked as though he knew where he was going, but just to go. — Jo Baker

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic. — E.F. Benson

You can't control people. You must understand them. You have to know where they're coming from, their beliefs and values, what turns them off, what they're against. — Hayden Fry

If you're a teacher you have to teach the curriculum, all that stuff, you have to teach morals, you have to teach values, and you have to teach, all-importantly, self-control. Because a lot of kids don't have it. — Tony Danza

Isn't it distinctly to be seen in the development of each philosopher's theory, that he knows what is the chief significance of life beforehand, just as positively as the peasant Fyodor, and not a bit more clearly than he, and is simply trying by a dubious intellectual path to come back to what everyone knows? — Leo Tolstoy

The reason the lawyers lead the line to the guillotine or the firing squad is that, while law is supposed to be a device to serve society, a civilized way of helping the wheels go round without too much friction, it is pretty hard to find a group less concerned with serving society and more concerned with serving themselves than the lawyers. — Fred Rodell

It's well known there's always two sides, if no more. — George Eliot

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there. — David Bowie

When I first got into the league, I tried to fit in. Now I don't care. — Dwyane Wade

If I felt, in the event of a royal wedding, inspired to write about people coming together in marriage or civil partnership, I would just be grateful to have an idea for the poem. And if I didn't, I'd ignore it. — Carol Ann Duffy

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby

Thank God for what doesn't need healing. — Joan Z. Borysenko

It's not whether the glass is half empty or half full, it's who is pouring the water. The key in business and success at any endeavor is doing your best to control your destiny. You can't always do it, but you have to take every opportunity you can to be as prepared as-and ahead of-the competition as you possibly can be. — Mark Cuban

It's one thing to know a truth in your head but another to understand it in your heart. — Carrie Ryan

I think my teammates make me look a lot better than I am. — Tim Tebow