Livebooks Reviews Quotes & Sayings

Well I've never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious. — Ben Affleck

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon. — Ann Coulter

I will walk where failures fear to walk. — Og Mandino

Lula hauled herself up off the floor and put her hand to her neck. "Do I got holes? Am I bleeding? Do I look like I'm turning into a vampire?"
"No, no, and no," I told her. "He doesn't have his teeth in. He was just gumming you."
"That's disgustin'," Lula said. "I been gummed by a old vampire. I feel gross. My neck's all wet. What's on my neck?"
I squinted over at Lula. "Looks like a hickey."
"Are you shitting me? This worthless bag of bones gave me a hickey?" Lula pulled a mirror out of her purse and checked her neck out. "I'm not happy," Lula said. "First off I don't know if I got vampire cooties from this. And second, how am I gonna explain a hickey to my date tonight — Janet Evanovich

He should call it Oronzi's Law: Any sufficiently-advanced intelligence will be indistinguishable from insanity. — David Walton

From 1971 to 1993, my family lived in a number of African countries, including Malawi, Tanzania, Ethiopia and Nigeria, as well as Uganda itself. — Giles Foden

I've never been able to contemplate failure. Success is everything. — Raymond Blanc

I often think that God must have been looking for someone small enough and weak enough for Him to use, and that He found me. — Hudson Taylor

I am the world's worst good bridge player. — Louis J. Mordell