Lipsetter Quotes & Sayings

The FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand. How good can he be? his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he is getting the best return on his investments to me. — Jay Leno

You're dangerous because you can see the real in people. — Marissa Carmel

If you wish to understand me at all (and to write an autobiography is only to open a window into one's heart) you must understand first and foremost, that I am an Australian. — Nellie Melba

If God has made your cup sweet, drink it with grace; if He has made it bitter, drink it in communion with Him. — Oswald Chambers

I like to walk in the woods and see what Mother Nature is wearing. — Flannery O'Connor

Loving the unattainable was safe. That love could never be tested by day-to-day reality. — Carolyn Haines