Quotes & Sayings About Life Hands You Lemons

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate — Mei

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons! — Priscilla Glenn

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman