Leslie Nielsen Golf Quotes & Sayings

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account. — Leslie Nielsen

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf. — Leslie Nielsen

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. — Leslie Nielsen

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all. — Leslie Nielsen