Lengthener Quotes & Sayings

I've been on big tours ever since I started, but you can't just go out there and headline, you have to do it right. — Miranda Lambert

Katya talked about how the Russian language is being destroyed by poor education and by the sloppiness of nonnative speakers who ignore case endings and have no conception of verb aspects and don't care. You find the worst speech in the street markets, she said. She called the new, bad Russian that's spreading everywhere "market language" (bazarnii yazyk). — Ian Frazier

Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. — Marc Andreesen

Goals are the source of misery. An unattained goal causes pain, but actually achieving it brings only a brief satisfaction. — Matt Haig

By telling stories, you objectify your own experience. You separate it from yourself. You pin down certain truths. — Tim O'Brien

If one is fooled by magic, then isn't the magic as good as real? — Keith Buckley

and that Eli, is how you got your freckles — Patrick DeWitt

Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener. — Andy Kindler

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off. — Woody Allen

I wanted to tell her that sometimes, in my long sleep, I dreamt of her — Margaret Weis

James Michael and I played everything on the album, then brought in the guys in my band to add their spirit to it with solos and specific parts. — Deana Carter

Consciousness is a phase of mental life which arises in connection with the formation of new habits. When habit is formed, consciousness only interferes to spoil our performance. — William Ralph Inge

Roaming is the easiest part, just wandering around, looking the places, imagining how people lived there at that time, breathing deeply the open air around there and feeling the best. — Shaikh Ashraf

It was a real rough year and a half. I was getting 80 shots every four weeks. — David Gest

Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they're falling like
they're falling in love with the ground. — Andrea Gibson