Swami Beyondananda Quotes & Sayings

Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine. — Swami Beyondananda

He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you. — Swami Beyondananda

The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked. — Swami Beyondananda

His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent. — Swami Beyondananda

The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously. — Swami Beyondananda