Leachman Quotes & Sayings

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

Know that I'm chosen, one of the few/Staying on top - at least, one up on you — Bun B.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her. — Cloris Leachman

It's no wonder people lack romance in their lives, love belongs to those who are willing to go to extremes for it. — Tom Robbins

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. — Cloris Leachman

Father and daughter stand before the ship. She looks like a naval vessel. The red star glitters on the funnel. I look immediately at the lettering Proleterka. Blackened, patches of rust, forgotten. Sovereign lettering. The dusk is falling. The ship is large, she hides the sun that is about to sink into the water. She is darkness, pitch and mystery. A privateer built like a fortress, she has survived stormy weather and shipwreck. We go up the gangplank. The officers are waiting for us. We are the last. — Fleur Jaeggy

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars? — Cloris Leachman

I did three of the original 'Twilight Zone' episodes, yes. Also, I did a little thing in the feature film, and then I wrote one of the episodes in 'The Twilight Zone's last round where I starred with Cloris Leachman and my daughter Liliana in a true sequel to 'It's a Good Life.' So, yes, I have a good 'Twilight Zone' alumni jacket. — Bill Mumy

I slipped into art to escape life. I sneaked off into literature. — Rabih Alameddine

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another. — Cloris Leachman

Her own fearless audacity had surprised her, though she knew she had been born for more than her life had asked of her thus far. — Donna Russo Morin

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap. — Cloris Leachman

I make fun wherever I go ... If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It's part of the journey. — Cloris Leachman

You don't work with Cloris Leachman, you experience her. — Ed Asner

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is. — Cloris Leachman

Physicians who care for adults generally don't think about vaccines as much as pediatricians do, and adults think of vaccines as a kid thing. — Paul A. Offit

I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way. — Cloris Leachman

The Heart is your Student,
For love is the only way we learn. — Rumi

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet. — Cloris Leachman

As soon as I realized that I didn't need meat to survive or to be in good health, I began to see how forlorn it all is. If only we had a different mentality about the drama of the cowboy and the range and all the rest of it. It's a very romantic notion, an entrenched part of American culture, but I've seen, for example, pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and their hysteria and panic was something I shall never forget. — Cloris Leachman

Everything is so sad and so wonderful. — Cloris Leachman

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in. — Cloris Leachman

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third. — Cloris Leachman

A hero's love is as delicate as a maiden's. — Henry David Thoreau

How Can You Be Creative If Your Being Prescriptive? — Steven King